Wednesday, February 11, 2009

I don't like...

Not giving people credit where it’s due
Bad drivers
Stank breath, ass, and/or feet
Nasty tastes
Never having enough money
Flat soda
Waking up before I have to
Feeling lost
Fake people
Clothes that don’t fit
Hurting someone’s feeling
Losing a loved one

Obviously this list is not all inclusive. To the one person guilty of the first thing I don’t like… stop taking other peoples ideas and using them as your own. It’s no wonder you’ve been employed as long as you have when you reap the benefits of someone else’s hard work. Don’t get me wrong, you are a great guy, and you are knowledgeable and smart about what you do. I just think you are a little of an over exaggerator. So stop it.

All you bad drivers- learn to fucking drive. If you are not at least going the speed limit and are in the far left lane, prepare to get your ass tailgated by me.

Stanky anything- suck a freaking mint, or wash your ass or scrub your feet.

Feeling lost- God this is directly to you. Help me out here.

Fake people- learn to get real.


  1. Oh my gosh...that made me laugh out loud so hard...especially number 3. Wow. need to email me now and explain who number one is about. You KNEW people were going to ask.

  2. I think you jus might inspire me to make my own list like WHOA!